該怎麼敷衍過去? - 憂鬱症
By Rosalind
at 2016-06-10T10:24
at 2016-06-10T10:24
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因為自己一個人要去日本玩
加上又是跟團
所以不免會碰到需要自我介紹的這件事
我不想跟別人講我的個人資料
一點都不想
然而一般都會問以下這些瑣事
『你住哪裡啊?』
『你在做什麼的啊?』
『你幾歲啊?』
『結婚了嗎?』
『有女朋友嗎?』
...等等的以上這些廢問
我目前想到的回應
『住台北。』
然後比較討厭的還會繼續問
『台北哪裡?』
我心裡想回『關你屁事』
但為了避免接下來的五天尷尬
我只好回台北車站附近(我家在那邊有房子,只是不住那。)
其實以上這些問題
都只代表了對方想對自己品頭論足一番
才會想問這些問題
偏偏這些問題讓我覺得很煩
所以在想該怎樣敷衍過去
接下來是我自己想出來的答案
『在銀行上班,40歲,未婚,有女友。』
這個答案半真半假
只是用來防止三姑六婆無腦問題的範本式回答
然後我大概想的出來接下來又會被問什麼事?
『銀行不錯啊!跟女友交往多久?怎麼還不想結婚?』
.....霹靂啪啦~霹靂啪啦~霹靂啪啦~霹靂啪啦~
這種人真的煩死了
我之前也遇過一個小女生
大概高中剛畢業
因為參加某個課程
所以剛好同班
她完全不懂看現場狀況
也是一直問我
『你會留下來上班嗎?』
那時候是公司的總經理正在跟大家講話
然後那個小女生講話音量太大
結果變成別人看到以為我在跟她聊天
我已經閃的很遠
那個小女生還特地跑來我旁邊跟我聊天
一直問我
『你會留下來上班嗎?我今天有化妝,你看的出來嗎?』
然後在講話的總經理瞪著我跟那個小女生
後來那個小女生還是繼續要跟我聊天
結果被總經理叫過去直接叫她閉嘴
我目前能想到的敷衍答案只有上面這一些
如果有更機歪的問題也可以在推文中提問
好讓我沙盤推演一下
如果有更好更敷衍又不是被問太多的答案也請板友分享
我只是不想在跟以前一樣
有一次被鄰居問了上述問題
我就真的當著他的面回他
『關你屁事』
那個鄰居當場結屎面
不過現在覺得
應該要好好的練習如何去應付這種人
這樣子才有生活的經驗值
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