格言(三) 幽默的死 (雷) - 憂鬱症

Every time you get dressed, remember: if you die, that's going to be your ghos
t outfit forever.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

What doesn't kill me... disappoints me.

Just before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.
My cremation is going to be epic!

At my funeral, take my bouquet and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you'll get out alive.





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