福爾摩斯好好笑 - 憂鬱症

今天比較有空把sherlock翻出來看
他和哥哥那段對話太妙了
大家都是金魚　　
哈哈哈哈哈哈　　我整個大笑

"don't be smart."

"that takes me back: 'don't be smart, Sherlock, I'm the smart one.' "

"I AM the smart one."

"I used to think I'm an idiot."

"we both thought you're an idiot, Sherlock.
we had nothing else to go on, until we met other children."

...

"If you seem slow to me, Sherlock,
can you imagine what real people are like?
I'm living in the world of goldfish."



不要自作聰明。
哇這句話好像回到過去一樣: "不要自作聰明，夏洛克，我才是聰明的那個"。
我是啊。
我以前還以為自己是白癡
我們倆以前都以為你是白癡，夏洛克，因為沒其他的可以比較...直到認識其他小孩之後。

...

如果連你對我來說都算遲鈍的話，夏洛克,
你能想像一般人是怎樣的嗎?
我活在一個金魚的世界啊!"




一大堆金魚
哈哈哈哈哈
我笑得眼淚都要流出來了
X'DDDDDD



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有些事我真心無法理解。

假如東西一直看起來就是蘋果的樣子
咬下去是蘋果的味道不是再正常不過嗎?


如果看得出來是蘋果，為什麼會預期是其他味道?
如果看不出來是蘋果... 唔...
蘋果沒塗成紫色 明顯是蘋果為什麼看不出來?

短短一天就看到三四個類似情形
我真的沒辦法明白



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也很喜歡華生太太的身分曝光後
三個人在家裡對峙的那段


"is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?"

"yes."

"what have ever done? my whole life, to deserve you?"

"everything.
John, you're addicted to a certain lifestyle.
You're abnormally attraced to dangerous situations and people.
So is it truely such a surprise that the woman you fall in love with
conforms to that style?

"but she wasn't supposed to be like that.
why is she like that?"

"because you choose her."

...

"so that's what you were? an assassin? how could I not see that?"

"you did see that, you married me.
Because he's right, it's what you like."



"每個我認識的人都是psychopath嗎?"
"對"
"我做了什麼?這一輩子弄到跟妳在一起?"
"一切。
華生，你對某種生活方式上癮
你不正常的被危險的情境和人吸引
那麼你愛上的女人也符合這個模式真的是那麼驚訝的事嗎?"
"但她不該是這樣的，為什麼她是這樣??"
"因為你選擇了她。"

"所以妳是個殺手? 我怎麼會沒看出來!"
"你看出來了。你娶了我，
因為福爾摩斯說的沒錯，這就是你喜歡的。"



讓我想起曾經和你的對話
下意識裡人都是知道的。
it's all intentional choices.


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