格言(五) 瘋子也能幽默 - 憂鬱症

Most of the stuff you worry about don't happen.
See? Worrying works.


It's a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.


My life is a struggle of constantly wanting to go out and have fun with people

and also simultaneously trying to avoid all human contact.


I hate it when people can't let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst.


I hate it when people say well it could be worse.
Well you know what it could have been a hell of a lot better too.


You're going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.


My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness.
I said no we all seem to enjoy it.


Instead of a sign that says "do not disturb" ,
I need a sign that says "already disturbed, proceed with caution".


If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie.
After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.


I want you to know that someone out there cares.
Not me, but someone does.


My therapist told me that a great way to get rid of my anger
is to write letters to the people I hate and then burn them.
I did that, and now I don't know what to do with the letters.


The saying "say no to drugs" has always made me laugh.
If you're talking to drugs it's probably too late to say no.


My mind is like my internet browser.
19 tabs open, three of them are frozen,
and I have no idea where the music is coming from.


Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring.
Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you out.


Honestly I don't even play an active role in my life anymore.
Things just happen and I'm like "so is this what we're doing now? okay."


I'm not antisocial.
I'm selectively social.
There's a difference.


Doesn't look like I'm sick?
Well, you don't look stupid.
Looks can be deceiving.


I don't hold grudges, but I do remember a$$holes.


Don't make me angry and tell me to calm down,
that's like stabbing someone and wondering why they're bleeding.


If you're happy and you know it it's your meds.


I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.



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